"And you thought a woman scorned was tough, you should try ticking off a fairy"
Definitely a children's story, but there are some revelations for the naive male to learn from in this soon to be Disney classic.
Angelina Jolie stars as Maleficent, a fairy that was once a pure of heart protector of the Moors,who was betrayed by a mere human. A stupid and very selfish human at that! No matter what species or type of woman you find fellas, you have to treat her right.
Or pay the price...Shall we Unhinge?
So before we even go in on the naive men out there, let's talk about the Disney movie..lol What's it all about? It's about an angry fairy named Maleficent that puts King Stefan's whole world in check! How does she do it? Well, she puts a curse on his newborn daughter, Auroa(Fanning) that will put her into a deep slumber on her 16th birthday. You should know this already, if you were ever a kid;)
Any who, this is not the main tale of the story, it's about the events that transpired leading up to that fateful day the curse was concocted. What happened? Glad you asked Dear Reader because it all boils down to Matters Of The Heart. Yes, it's that simple. If you do someone dirty, you better be ready to reap what you sow!
Of course in this case, the dirty return is more of a cosmic lighting storm with flaming trees that try to kill you. Which is definitely better than some mad woman chasing you down the hallway with a 12' carving knife. Take your pick? We don't want either, but how Stefan(Copley) and Maleficent react to conflict is no different than what plenty of us have done for years. Yes, it's sad and we know it..lol
So now, fellas, do you want to know how to avoid a Maleficent meltdown in your woman? If no, scroll down, watch the trailer and thanks for reading. But...
If you're still reading that means your curious and ladies you can follow along as well.
If you don't like or love a woman in that way, don't lead her on. The only thing that will do is get you hurt, her feelings hurt and any children involved will be affected. The best thing that you can do is to go as far away as you can, someplace like Tibet and just chill out..like forever.
The problems occur when one tries to stay around and make things work for personal gains like Mr. Stefan up there. *Author shakes head* If you're done with something be done, have a clean break and wish each other well. For if you do someone dirty, especially a woman and even more a fairy, "You will begin the worst days of your ever-loving life".
You see in the beginning, as most relationships start out in Disney, everything was lovely. A beautiful majestic woman with untold powers falls for a peasant man with dreams of becoming a king. Nothing new there, but Stefan tries to manipulate the relationship which ends in Maleficent wearing all black and carrying a staff that could topple his whole damn existence!
Fellas, is that what you want for yourselves? Some vengeful woman going psycho on you and cursing your kid? If you do, keep leading her on, but if you don't, let her go now before she flips you're world up..side down!
As we stated up above, "Maleficent" is a children's story, but it has some truthful content baked within it's Disney crust. You don't necessarily need to have seen the old school "Sleeping Beauty" to appreciate it, but it just might help fill in a few gaps. Angelina Jolie worked her magic in this film and it was a pleasure to see her beautiful smile again. Thanks for reading!
What did you like about "Maleficent"? Do you agree with our thoughts on avoiding "Maleficent" meltdowns in your woman?
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